Event description
Welcome to Skybar’s Premiere Onboarding Soirée, a cloud nine experience designed for those who don’t just work—they elevate. This rooftop* gathering is where industry game changers come to toast to the future with gold-rimmed martinis and sky-high aspirations. The altitude is high, the drinks are top-shelf, and the guest list? Strictly first class. If you’re here, you’re already above the rest.
Expect handcrafted cocktails using AI-generated flavor profiles and rare botanicals sourced from undisclosed offshore locations. Drinks are engineered at the molecular level to optimize charisma, triple your IQ, and somehow create high-stakes networking opportunities that statistically guarantee a life changing pivot. At Skybar, onboarding isn’t just an introduction—it’s a launchpad. Welcome to the stratosphere.
Costumes encouraged. Inspired by a “rich business” aesthetic but all costumes are welcome! Keep an eye on the event page for inspiration.
*”Rooftop” is a state of mind. Please enter through the venue basement.
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